You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
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I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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