she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Randomize
