It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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