Jerry, you need to find god
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
Randomize
