I hate all girls vehemently.
too bad you live with your parents still
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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