i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
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she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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