Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
the day after is always just damage control
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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