after a month anything with tits is on the radar
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
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Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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