I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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