there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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