i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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