Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
