You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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