so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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