You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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