I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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