It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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