U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
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I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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