Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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