Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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