True but thats because hes a fetus.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
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Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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