Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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