quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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