This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California