I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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