i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I need a beard to bite.
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