To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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