we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
