I'm drive I can fine osifer
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
sex in a hospital.. check
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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