i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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