The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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