dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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