quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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