My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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