That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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