It's just like the Real World with babies
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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