did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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