Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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