any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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