what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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