Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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