It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Come see our sink grown plant.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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