I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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