Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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