nut hugger
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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You dont lie about slip and slides
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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