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I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.

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(213): I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg. http://tfl.nu/mbc8

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Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.

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(978): Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success. http://tfl.nu/7k1i

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When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?

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(612): When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder? http://tfl.nu/3y9l

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i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party

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(978): i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party http://tfl.nu/osnp

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(585): View more from New York

I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.

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(585): I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys. http://tfl.nu/354b

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(256): View more from Alabama

i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.

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dude how high are you right now?

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do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.

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(256): i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground. (1-256): dude how high are you right now? (256): do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves. http://tfl.nu/7ihc

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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..

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(847): boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this.. http://tfl.nu/2izx

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.

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(225): I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left. http://tfl.nu/d68g

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(434): View more from Virginia

I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth

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(434): I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth http://tfl.nu/xnjt

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(630): View more from Illinois

Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?

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Most creative movie date proposition... ever.

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(630): Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes? (708): Most creative movie date proposition... ever. http://tfl.nu/whek

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In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.

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(317): In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude. http://tfl.nu/kqtp

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Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum

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(917): Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum http://tfl.nu/namq

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All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.

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(330): All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy. http://tfl.nu/2g6m

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I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices

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(260): I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices http://tfl.nu/lkn8

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(317): View more from Indiana

Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?

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(317): Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life? http://tfl.nu/hpvf

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