I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day