Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
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ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it