I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
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the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
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i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.