If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
We are all done wearing pants today
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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