I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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