Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
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When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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