Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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