it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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