I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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