He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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