Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
