And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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