Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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