I'm so fucking centered right now
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties