Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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