Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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